Kobi Nazrul - Primary School

Stay Home Year 5

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Amira - why did the dragon sleep through the day?
Because it wanted to fight knights

what do you call a blind dinosaur?
do-you-think-he-saurus

why did the picture go to jail?
because he was framed

Amira - here are some jokes
why did the dragon sleep through the day?
Because it wanted to fight knights
what do you call a blind dinosaur?
do-you-think-he-saurus
why did the picture go to jail?
because he was framed

Thahmim - Hi, the meeting was great I saw u all but couldn't hear anything. pls, reply soon about my last two comments. James, I am really behind on homework since I knew there was homework til the last two months this is urgent pls reply as soon as you can thanks in advance bye
what did the left eye say to the right eye?
something between you and me smells
(the nose smells)

Zainab-B - Hi James how are you all and james i forgot my accerlated log in and i cannot come in the zoom meeting because i have a online arabic teaching mabye next time bye

Thahmim - Pls reply soon#

Thahmim - Hi, I'm just suspicious about a thing so I want to ask you this question. When you do the homework, can you take a picture of the homework you've done and post it on WhatsApp or do you write it in a notebook and wait till school opens. Or do you have to print it out and do the answers on the paper? bye
yours sincerely
Thahmim
ps this is to James

Zainab-B - Hi James and y5 sorry James I couldn't do the learning links because it didn't work at first but now I fixed it. I will try my hardest to catch up Bye y5 talk to you soon.
PS. I finished the learning packs yesterday

Jihan - Hello everybody. Ur welcome thamim and James
I know how to do it but thanks for telling me. Joke of the day. What's the name of the key to open the banana? A MONKEY!!!!! HAHA🀣🀣🀣🀣

Thahmim is sorry - Sorry for the overdue mymaths I havent been on the PC for days!

james - Yep, Jihan a zoom meeting. You will receive a text, go onto zoom and choose the 'join' a meeting option. You will be sent a meeting number and a password. Type them both in and the meeting will come up and you get to see each other! It will be at 10.30 am on Friday the 29th May. See you all then!

Sara - Hi everyone
I haven’t been talking much coz I’m busy
Here’s a riddle
What has holes but doesn’t spill water????
A sponge
When is the zoom meeting?
Bye
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘βœŒοΈβœŒοΈ

Thahmim - Gosh thanks jayjay im really behind on homework now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jihan - James do u mean the zoom meeting??.And I also forgot to say hellooo everybody😎😎😎😎

james - the rest of you, get your act together so we can arrange an online meeting so we can chat, have a quiz etc.

Jihan - Thamim u just go to kobi nazrul website.Then u press highlights and go to yr5.But anyway u just texted in the blog.Anyway BYEeeeeeee

Thahmim - James I can’t acess the blog links for some reason
Joke of the day
What do you call a bee that comes from America
USB!!!!!!!
Did you get it
I want to come to school to have a word with James but I’m not allowed byeeeee

Jihan - Yes James I've been waiting for so long. I'm ok to do it next week. In fact I'm always ready for it

james - Hello all of you - you all up for a zoom meeting some time in the next week? let me know.

aleena - hi it is sooooooooooooooooo boring at home i am just listning to music my recomendations
flax
i think im losing my mind
dissolve
those songs r ok and are appropriate

Jihan - People in 2060 might not be as talented as we are now. They might flop and make covid19 bigger than it already is. But u never know. Well anyway Bye😎😎😎😎

Dawud - Us:stuck in lockdown
People our age in 2060: doing a history project about Covid 19
I just realised this

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Aleena - I am so upset that we are missing out on funday and the sea side trip

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨Aleena the Picasso - I can’t stop doing art I have been stomped on by art. I hope everyone is well staying at home. I feel kinda bored ,and the internet home work is not as fun as James teaching us.
If Sara a is reading this I miss her so so so much
Me and tanzila can talk on our mums phone but the only problem is that she makes a lot of spelling mistakes
Bye

James - Nice to see some of you today, Thursday, at book exchange. Hopefully see more of you at the next one Friday 22nd.

Jihan - James when will we have the zoom meeting for the kids?

Sara A - hi everyone (again)
I am so bored at home. I wanna go back 2 school.

byeee

Taseen ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - who is going to the book swap i am definitely

aleena - Hi its me.I have been on an art craze but i have been doing my work as well. I have been crazy about Bob Ross. And I have done one of his paintings and really enjoyed it.

James - Sara - is it pg 10 with the pictures on? Just write the word and either draw the correct picture or write a definition.

Shafquat - It’s so boring I wanna go school
Uhhhhhh
But not because of James I do not miss himπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ definitely not πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I miss P.E but not with you
Just joking πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ or maybe not

Jihan - hi:]

Maliha - This virus will never stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even though its starting to stop in some country but still it will never stopπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯(it might stop when I'm 20 years πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹)

Sara A - Question for James

How do you set out pg 10 for the talk4writing thing....???

Bye

Anisa - Hi everyone
I was just wondering why is it that when we have school we want a holiday and when we don't we want to go back?

Amira - im probably making you all hungry right know

Amira - Im locked behined bars. where are my Strawberrys,bananas,custard,cakes,biscuits?WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE!

Emaan - Lol why do people want to go school I’m just playing with jj and ahnaf in PS4 and watching Disney +and doing homework.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

James - I'm still waiting to see some work in the whatsapp group - come on you lot, get your act together!

Jihan - Same yummy custard and cakeπŸ˜‚

Ahnaf potato Ali - hi y'all i've come here for james : Hi james the wrm link work isnt working hope you find a a solution james oh and hi to everyone byyye

Amira - i miss my cake and custard! And maybe school. Just maybe

Thahmim - Hey, WHY ARENT MY COMMENTS COMING IN??????????????????????????????
pLS let them come in, they took me a lot of time to write them!

Taseen - me nieither

Amira - I stay at home anyways but now the government is telling me to im like
I cant do this

Tanzila - Hi guys i cant wait 2 get back 2 school and if Alisha is reading this i miss you Alisha

jihan - hi guys again i cut my finger.DONT WORRY.im ok just got it plastered and ready to do anything...whoo whooo.its a deep wound but ill be okkk.bye for now guyss.....

Nafis - Hiii!!

Liza - Hello year 5, hello James!

It's so nice to hear from you all, and it's nice to hear all the things you are doing to keep yourselves busy. I was missing James' joke of the day at first, but i am enjoying all your jokes now. 😊
Me, Ameera and Mikail have been keeping ourselves busy at home with some baking, some art, all the work set on the newsletters and definitely some just dance!! πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
Hope Ramadan is going well for you all and your eating lots of yummy and healthy food. πŸ˜‹

Take care, stay safe!

Liza 😊

jihan - I DIDNT GET THAT! TASEENNNN

James - I like it Taseen!

Taseen - Apollo neck woolly jumpers !
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
sooooo funny
hah
did you get it

James - Emaan it won't be so boring if you get on with all the work I've set you! You should be at the peak of your fitness when we return to school if you have been following the keep fit programme!

James - Alisha, thanks for getting back to me, are you mangaing to get on with the work I've been setting in our class newsletter?

James - Taseen - Is it a baaaad flight!

Nafis hossain - I'm fasting today and iam SOO hungry But I get to play games which is good!!!

jihan - HELLO EVEERYBODY
I HAVE A JOKE FOR EVERYBODY
HOW DO YOU SPEAK TO A GIANT
WITH BIG WORDS.HAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH SO FUNNYYYY

Alisha - James-I got a message from my dad, that you called him and wanted to know my well being, I can confirm we are all fine and keeping well I am missing you all.And safe, thanks for asking, take care,stay safe, protect the NHS

Emaann - Hello James I’m not missing you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. And quarantine is very boring and fun at the same time. Bye I’m gone to do the football πŸ₯… game it’s similar to the maths games bye.

James - Ahnaf if you click on - To access the closure newsletters click here - on the school home page it will take you to our class newsletter then scroll down and it will say download and you will see the work set.

Taseen - James i'm wondering every year 5 class gets to do robot wars but we are not because we're in quarantine i was really wanted to do that

Taseen - hi again i am playing fifa 19 , mario kart 8 , asphalt 9 and mario kat tour. why did i say this because James wouldn't understand this. Joke of the day...
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
i'll tell you the answer tomorrow i want to see what you think

Jihan - HelloΓ²oooo everybody I have a special joke made by me
Why did two people get eaten?
Because they were pairs. SO FUNNY HAHAHAπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Nafis hossain - Lol nearly everyone is wanting go to school.

Nafis hossain - I HATE STAYING I WANNA GO SCHOOL NOWW!!!!

SHafqat - Hope your all well
Today I’m fasting which is so annoying well at least I get to play online games with my friends 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
But don’t worry James I still do my homework
I also have a joke
Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?
A: He was asked to ice it.
Hah get itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SHafqat - It’s so boring I wanna go school
Uhhhhhh
But not because of James I do not miss himπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ definitely not πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I miss P.E but not with you
Just joking πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ or maybe not
πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
Bye bye πŸ‘‹ πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

SHafqat - It’s so boring I wanna go to school
Uhhhhhh

Sara A - Hi everyone
I am soooo bored at home especially now that I’m fasting so I can’t eat at all until eight o’clock pm.

I am missing all my friends and teachers!

Amira - Hi again everyone. I've got a joke for you.


what did the rich boy say to his parents?
you never pay attention to me. boom boom!

Amira - my little 3 year old sister and 4 year old cousin are driving me up the wall even they dont have driving licence

James - Lovely to speak to you all over the last few days and hearing all about what you are up to and good to see you are using the blog more - keep it up, especially the awful jokes, here's mine.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was too tired.
Your challenge for next week is get some pictures or videos up of your work - even if it's you doing your keep fit!

Dawud - Hi everyone

Maliha - Hi everyone hope you are all well!!! I miss school because stay at home all day, all week and all month is soooooooooooooooooooooooo boring for now bye all see u soon.

Zaynab - Hello everyone I miss you all, but I do not miss Alisha because she is my neighbour. I hope everyone is doing fine. Stay home and safeπŸ˜„

Nafis hossain - Hi James and everyone in my class! 😁 so today I'm going to tell u guys a funny joke. Ok let's start, what goes oh oh oh πŸŽ… walking backwards ha lolol. And James guess what, I didn't miss u at all.Ok ok I did miss u a little bit not gonna lie. Byee my mum is calling me gotta go byeeeeeeeeee peace out.βœŒοΈβœŒοΈβœŒοΈβœŒοΈβœŒοΈβœŒοΈπŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

Maliha - Hi!

Jihan - Joke of the day

What did the big flower say to the the little flower.
Hi bud. Haha so funny rightπŸ˜‚ I made it up by the way

Jihan - Hi Taseen I am also really happy because I found my Nintendo switch chargerπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Jihan carrot - Hello everyone I'm very bored at home. I am missing my friends AND ALSO NOT MISSING JAMESπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Jihan the carrot - Hi guys hope u guys are having a good time

Anisa - Hi again,
I hope everyone is doing well. I miss going to school and it is REALLY BORING without it.
Talk to you later, Bye!!☺

Amira - hi everyone,how are you doing?im soooooooooooo bored.The days are going so slowly now that im fasting.Im missing all my freinds.Want to see you all soon. bye

Amaanah - Hi everyone. Hope you’re doing well. Stay safe

Taseen - Hi there i am so happy because my uncle just dropped of my nintendo swich charger so now i am doing gaming and JAMES if you reading this then I am going to say i miss EVERYONE BUT NOT YOU I wrote that in capitals just so you could read it properly

Sara A - Hello everybody again,
i miss school ONLY because no.1 I miss all my friends no.2 i am bored at home and no.3 there's literally NOTHING to do.
bye for now

PS I bet James's novel is about us!!

Ahnaf potato - Hi everyone I’m having a nice time hope you are all safe

Shazeda - Hello James and Year 5,
Just wanted to say Hi and that I hope you are all doing well.
Believe it or not I miss our lunchtime together.
I bet you guys must be missing Tuesday football time I know I am because that's the only day I got some peace from you..lol

Stay safe and see you all soon!

Taseen - HELLO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's me I am breaking the rules a little by going out on the streets i know i said i'll talk tomorrow but i was busy any ways i am doing work now so SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I AM WORKING!

James - Thanks Thahmim - I'm very well thank you - doing the right thing & staying in. Sara & Taseen missing you too, but make the most of this time - it hopefully will never happen again. I'm using the time to write a novel about a class of evil children .....

James - P.s if anyone needs their mymaths login let me know.

James - Thanks to all those children who have kept up with mymaths - look forward to seeing the rest!
Hope you are all well and being kind to each other πŸ˜€

Aqueddus - Hello children!
Right now I am on my computer working, and weirdly I am missing the noise you would make when going up to class after break! I am sure once we are back I will be telling you guys to be quiet in the corridoors again.
Me, Sara and Hana have been keeping busy. Both of them can now confidently ride a bike - whoop whoop!

I wonder how many not so funny jokes James has written during this isolation?

Thahmim - Hello, is anyone online?

Thahmim - Hi James, hope you're well. I hope you don't get infected by this stupid disease. I miss you and your jokes and am looking forward to coming back. Hope all classmates are well. I am doing research on stuff like gardening. I also did all the homework you've given me. Happy days!

Anisa - Hi everyone I miss all my friends and I hope to see everyone else when it's over!

Sara A - Hi James I am missing you and all my friends especally Amaanah!!! I am NOT missing the joke of the day

Taseen Alom - Hi James it is me. I am not missing you 🀣. I am now going to start the bowling 🎳 maths. Bye bye I will talk to you tomorrow.πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹

James - Well hello there Waterloo and City, hope you are all surving during these very strange times. I am sure you are missing joke of the day so here goes. I broke my finger last week.
But on the other hand I'm o.k. boom boom!
Well done Abdullah for putting your work up on the schools' whatsapp group. I look forward to seeing the rest of the class adding work on.
On the subject of work I've just been looking at mymaths and some of you owe me a lot of homework so now's the perfect time to play catch up. Happy days!

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